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Harry, a Prince of a Man

So Prince Harry is now a man? He’s killed 30 men (or women and children, not specified).  He’s been bloodied. Now there’s a real man in Buckingham Palace that can lead the British people as his namesake once did.

Wait a minute. There may be a mistake. A dyslexic British clerk may have read 03 as 30, or 92 and switched it to 29, then rounded it off. The number 92 is just too high  – can’t have Prince Harry too bloody. Maybe he did body-torso shots and his comrades in arms did the head shots? Maybe they let the Prince do the wash up kills of already shot guys, like military mercy killing?

Or perhaps he did kill 29 or 30 or 92 and the leak to the Net was done on Queen Elizabeth’s orders because rumour had it that dear Prince Harry was getting a bit too fond of bloodletting – you know, the old male: I kill, therefore I am God high that is known to be more effective in creating killing machines than crack cocaine or metamphetamines in creating addicts. (Heard killing is even better than great sex.)

Harry gets to come home with blood on his hands, the anguished death of sons who were once princes to their mothers and fathers. Too bad he was in a country where all the women are locked up.  Otherwise, he may have returned home with a taste for exotic physical pleasures other British Empire keeping excursions have bestowed upon generations of British soldiers/killers.

Maybe he killed 60 women and they only count as 30 men? If he is an actual lady killer, woe to whoever marries him.  Or maybe he’ll be another royal ripper? How could he avoid killing a civilian? Maybe a child? Since his kills were probably not hand-to-hand combat, who knows? And how in the heck are body counts done  -  per gun or per soldier? Do the soldiers count all the dead bodies (even those who died from shock, heart attacks and flying debris) then divide by the number of soldiers nearby? Or do the soldiers cut off souvenirs from the dead to verify their own manhood?

Or were dear Prince Harry’s guns loaded with silver bullets and the Queen’s Emblem like stores get to use?  If he used a machine gun, the kind drug soldiers use around the world, maybe he got 30 kills in just a few minutes and then he’s not so totally messed up with post-traumatic-stress or the Church of England’s “Thou shall not kill” rule. (They still do have that rule over there in England, don’t they?)

Maybe his presence was leaked ‘cause he caught a taste for Afghanistan’s opium? Hey, if 90% of the world’s heroin comes from Afghanistan, why didn’t US President Reagan’s war on drugs, “Just say No” reach over there? It’s not like a bunch of vicious Colombians muscling in on the Italian Mafia’s cocaine deals in the 70s….. Maybe there was and is some vice-presidential opium connection going on? Don’t see many Afghans in America pushing opium.

Opium was the drug of choice Brits even went to war with so they could sell it (free trade and all in the British Empire) – the Opium Wars of the UK versus China a few years ago.

I guess Prince Harry is now more a man than President Bush Jr. who didn’t do much in the National Guard. Or is a man measured by the number of women he slept or (*(*&^) over? Then, maybe Bush Jr. has outdone Harry on that one.